Local News from the Town of Cumming, Georgia Will Never Stop Being Funny

This morning, while browsing some headlines online, I discovered the town of Cumming, Georgia. It is my new favorite place in the world.

In addition to being home to the Cumming School—where children learn to cum—and the Cumming Baptist Church—a church for ejaculating baptists—Cumming generates incredible headlines like, "Cumming Baby Left Locked in 95-Degree Car."

Click one of the images above to launch a gallery of some of my faves.

Yours sincerely, a grown man who has been sitting at his desk laughing at these for over an hour now.

@JLCT