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So you've made the decision to enrol in higher education. Congratulations. Sort of. For the next three years (or 20 if you know what's good for you), prepare to meet people—exclusively while waiting in line for free food—and to drink lots of beer—only ever on the roof or balcony of a very substandard bar, and, of course to learn just how bad pasta sauce smells heated up in a common room microwave.
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Good luck out there, friends. Drink in that knowledge! Sleep around! Spew your guts up as often as possible! And, perhaps most importantly, while the hours away as you stare at your tutors and lecturers, narrowing your eyes wondering what the everloving fuck they are doing there. Who are they? What do they do in their spare time? Do they watch The Big Bang Theory? (Of course they do).So in the spirit of all that, here are all the teachers you will absolutely, definitely have during your tertiary education.
Linda
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Marty
Madame Menzies
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Tony
Erica
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