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Enough Brexit Leave Voters Regret Their Decision to Affect the Referendum Result
Also: Some guy wants to make it a crime to support the UK rejoining the EU.
Good News: You Can Track the UK's Marmite Stocks with This Live Map
Stocks are going fast, though I'm not sure why because you only really need to use a jar of it once every half a year.
The Primary School Teacher Who Turned Out to Be a Gun-Carrying Coke Dealer
Aqsa Carvalho, from Hertfordshire, has just been sentenced to 17 years in prison, along with three accomplices.
A Pro-Gamer's Funeral Has Been Live-Streamed on Twitch
Phillip 'Phizzurp' Klemenov's service took place in Los Angeles on Sunday.
A Train Killed 11 Cows and Stopped Some Gooners Going to an Away Game
The cows died bravely, and their goal of ruining some Arsenal fans' day was achieved. Godspeed.
People in Their Thirties Are Poorer Now Than People in Their Thirties a Decade Ago
Are you serious? You mean we're being fucked? Wow. WOW.
British Sixteen-Year-Old Slashed in the Face During Mass Teen Brawl
There's been yet another all-in teenage fight, this time outside a shopping centre in south east London.