Chloe Cross
Jeg tog Viagra for kvinder i en uge
Jeg slugte shots, kinesiske urter, urin fra biller og selv en Viagra-vin til kvinder i min kamp for at blive pisseliderlig.
This Guy Is Going to Spend a Whole Month Alone in a Room with Virtual Reality Goggles Strapped to His Face
For 28 days, Mark Farid will remain in one room, experiencing his every waking moment through the eyes of another human being.
Why Is Courtney Stodden On the Cover of 'Girls and Corpses'?
I got in touch with the 'Deaditor-in-Chief' (ugh) to find out.
Is Cryos Trying to Cull Ginger People?
The world's biggest sperm bank is refusing to accept their semen.
This Guy Makes Life-Size Child Dolls Wearing Lingerie
Before you berate me for immediately assuming these dolls are for pedophiles, consider that there is no male counterpart, they wear lingerie, and just look at the pictures. Also, most of the customers are adult men. Weird, huh?
I Make Jewellery Out of My Cat's Fur Balls
You know what's at the absolute top of my birthday list this year? A necklace made out of greasy cat fur balls, rolled up into pretty little orbs and encased in wire. Thank Christ I live in 2013, the exact time in history that San Francisco artist...
For Some Reason People Don't Like It When You Make a Dead Fox Dance in Their Face
Charlie Tuesday Gates might make you puke.
I Publish a Magazine Full of Half-Naked Little Boys
An interview with the unrepentant editor of Breaking Boy News.
Some People Made a Breastfeeding Baby Toy
To discover why anyone would make a toy that allows children to mock-lactate, I called up Berjuan Toys, the makers of the Breastmilk Baby, and talked to an anonymous spokesman. Turns out they think we're the creepy ones.
Daniel Ginns' Art Makes Me Really Uncomfortable
I mean, it's lovely, but it also makes me want to throw up.
Can Any of These DIY Sex Toys Make Me Orgasm?
A book I stole from a hospital waiting room the other day called 'Make Your Own Sex Toys: A Practical Guide to a Better Love Life' instructs you on how to make the moist out of average household items like cucumbers, elastic, and curtain rings.
Hey Internet, Do These Boys Want Me or Not?
Lots of girls (not all of them, just the ones like me, the ones with hair and tits and smartphones) are really fucking weird. We spend a scary amount of time deciphering texts from losers with potentially cute dicks, and often we can't make heads or...