Eddy Moretti
Robamaney, Not Romney
Robamaney, unlike Candidate Romney, is not in favor of $5 trillion in tax cuts. Tax cuts? Where did the President come up with that? Robamaney doesn’t want to cut taxes to that extent at all. No. And Robamaney doesn’t care what the Republican Tea Party...
Obama Is So, So Fucked
Welcome to a non-race-reactionary/pre-debate musing. I’m going to try and look forward today, not backward at the week that has just transpired. I’m writing my column this week from Greece, however, so excuse me for being a little pessimistic. This...
Mitt Romney, Little Black Hole
The Romney campaign is stalling, nothing’s landing, and they need to connect soon. So last week Romney threw a foreign-policy punch. And in the short term he’s being hammered for it. But will it pay off? What else can he do? He is falling into his own...
I Was Wrong: Mitt Romney Is Not a Sociopath After All
Last week, in the inaugural installment of my new column, I concluded that Mitt Romney is a wolf in sheep’s clothing and probably worse; that he is a sociopath out for the Oval Office at whatever cost. I was wrong.
Mitt Romney: A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing or Pragmatic Technocrat in a Tea Party Hat?
This is the most important election of our generation. Yes, that’s what we say every four years, but if you listen to the dangerous gibberish that gets spouted by the Tea Party and all of their mouthpieces, you’ll understand that the ideological stakes...
David Lynch on Twitter, Partying, and Being Free
Noisey Creative Director Eddy Moretti sat down with David Lynch to traverse a bunch of topics including Lynch's love of Twitter, his work with Dean Hurley and Karen O, and his views on enlightenment and freedom.
Hell On Earth
Simon Reeve is a real-deal immersionist. Back when the rest of the media was blowing our collective mind with hard-hitting coverage of the world wide web and blowjobs, Reeve was looking into why a bunch of Araby-types decided to park a bomb beneath
Journalism Beyond Journalists
Robert Young Pelton used to run a major marketing firm and occasionally take a couple weeks off to go on little travel expeditions. Then one day he realized he was bored out of his mind and began sneaking his way into war-zones and other no-man's-lands...
Attaque Big Mac
The flip side of being the most identifiable brand in the world is that you also become world's easiest target.
Tricky's on His Way with His Attache
On April 20, 2001, sputnik7 and Palm Pictures are premiering a new ten-part drama called "We Deliver" that follows a fictitious weed delivery service, Green Acres, operating out of the Fat Beats record store in New York's West Village.
Literary
FORTUNATE SON: GEORGE BUSH AND THE MAKING OF AN AMERICAN PRESIDENTAfter September 11 it might be difficult to write anything critical about the