Gavin Haynes, Photos: Nicholas Pomeroy

I Tried to Find Love by Sniffing Strangers' T-Shirts at a Pheromone Party

The theory of pheromone attraction is obvious. Squirt your wazzoo behind your knees. Boys like wazzoo. They smell it. Boom. Boys move unconsciously towards you as their Cro-Magnon brains are short-circuited by so-much heady wazzoo aroma.