Kara Crabb

  • Sue Johanson

    In the third and final part of the Sue Johanson interview, the godmother of sex education talks with Kara Crabb about genital sizes and the female orgasm. She also teaches Kara an invaluable lesson about safe sex.

  • Sue Johanson

    Sue Johanson from 'Sunday Night Sex Show' is the godmother of sexual education. In part two of our interview with her, Kara Crabb reads some of her favorite quotes from Sue's books and the ladies chat about menopause, gonorrhea, and diaphragms.

  • Sue Johanson

    In part one of our three-part interview with Sue Johanson of 'Sunday Night Sex Show' fame, Kara Crabb chats with Sue about her origins as a nurse, being a pioneer of sexual education in a time when abortion was illegal, and the priests who told her to...

  • Sue Johanson - Teaser

    Sue Johanson from Canada's 'Sunday Night Sex Show' sat down with our very own Kara Crabb for a long chat about menopause, how to put on a condom with your mouth, butt sex, vaginal sex, dicks, and balls. Here's the teaser.

  • The Magic Kingdom of Syria

    Here’s a fun idea for Syria: Disneyland. Just because your government has oppressed you for generations and your country is in the midst of a full-scale civil war doesn’t mean you don’t want to get soaked on Splash Mountain, right?

  • Windsor, Ontario Actually Is Earth's Rectum

    Windsor is not only very similar to a huge butthole, it's also destined to give everyone that lives there some flavour of cancer.

  • An Inconvenient Urethra

    It’s so weird that I stumbled across the GoGirl when I did, because I was JUST talking about how women are so stupid and shitty. I mean, we get raped all the time, we can’t do math, our literature sucks, and worst of all, we have to pee sitting down...

  • Keep Your Reputation Tight with Reconstructive Hymen Surgery (or, if You're Poor, Chinese Hymens)

    Whores, do I have some good news for you: Reverting your vagina to its pre-popped state is possible. (Not in the medical sense, of course, but in the by-the-standards-of-the-poorly-educated-and-ultrareligious sense.) In fact, many women around the...

  • DIY Halloween Costumes: Torso in a Suitcase

    Playboy bunny? Catwoman? Get out of here! Nothing makes a man want to eat you out more than looking totally fucking insane.

  • DIY Halloween Costumes: Michelle Obama

    Halloween is hands down the best thing that has ever been invented. Every week this month, I am going to show you how to make a totally kewl Halloween costume, because I’m tired of seeing a bunch of you dressed like the Mario Brothers and/or sexy cats...

  • The Glory Hole Got a Twenty-First Century Makeover

    Good news! As you may have heard, the Chinese have invented a hands-free automatic sperm extractor for donors, which is basically just a flashlight vagina attached to a giant refrigerator/computer. As a donor child, I think it is total bullshit that we...

  • Fan Fiction: The Haunting of Charlie Murphy

    A girl has sex with Charlie Murphy one night at a festival and then weeks later she learns that Charlie Murphy has died from a stroke.