Dicks
Texas Man Facing Six Months in Jail for Sending Chocolate Penis to Sheriff's Department Worker
Apparently those anonymous shipments aren't always anonymous, so please send your chocolate genitalia respectfully and responsibly.
Today's Special: You Can Anonymously Send Anyone a Chocolate Dick
Plus, a man's tantrum over being denied an in-flight fish dinner caused a 5-hour plane delay.
Here’s More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Fake Foreskins
I helped my friend solve a penis problem I never knew existed.
We Spoke to Size Queens About Why They Prefer Big Dicks
“It gives me a strange sense of pride. I love the feeling of being totally stretched out.”
How Dick Size Matters to Men's Health
Penis size impacts men’s self-esteem, health choices, and more.
There’s Only One Correct Way to Measure a Penis
Breaking: Penis length is shorter when people aren't self-reporting.
I Confronted the Men Who Sent Me Unsolicited Dick Pics
Not that I recommend doing it, or even having conversations with men at all.
A Dick-Drawing Prank Allegedly Drove a Man to Arson
"Can't you just work with me, bro? I was thinking irrationally."
I Helped My 28-Year-Old Friend Have Her First Orgasm
It wasn't a Christmas miracle so much as a lesson in perseverance.
Dildo-Wielding Woman Attacks Ex-Barcelona Star Carles Puyol for Some Reason
The well-coifed former Barca captain and Spanish international was slapped with a very large dildo.
Dildo-Wielding Woman Attacks Ex-Barcelona Star Carles Puyol for Some Reason
The well-coifed former Barca captain and Spanish international was slapped with a very large dildo.
A Navy Pilot Drew This Giant Dick in the Sky
"We find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value."