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Festival Free Love Is Being Turned into Non-Consensual Porn by Reddit Masturbators
Yes, there is a sub-Reddit called "Festival Sluts."
Stephen A. Smith Responds To His Own Garbage Opinions About Domestic Violence
The ESPN panelist doesn't understand why people are mad about his well-intentioned, but misinformed opinions about domestic violence.
Cry-Baby Of the Week: A Woman Kidnapped Her Daughter To Stop Her Being Vaccinated
This week: A woman kidnapped her daughter to stop her from being vaccinated, and a family started a mini riot because they weren't allowed to take knives into an amusement park.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A woman called the police because there weren't enough sprinkles on her ice cream.
Our E-Cigarettes Are Going to Melt Our Faces and Burn Our Houses Down
Long-term studies on the health effects of vaping haven't been completed, and you know what else hasn't been studied? Whether they've been programmed by al Qaeda to explode all over our old people.
You Can Take a Tour Through Revolution, Poverty, and Misery Thanks to This Sleazy Company
Political Tours is here for all your poverty porn needs.
An Atlanta Man Claimed He Was Too Good-Looking to Be Guilty of Raping a Woman
A man claimed he was too good-looking to have raped a woman, a toe-sucking fetishist sucked a woman's toes in a big-box store, and some idiots thought Seattle cops reopened the Kurt Cobain suicide investigation.
A Christian Group Called 'Dead Raising Team' Wants to Resurrect You
Tyler Johnson and his "Dead Raisers" claim to have brought several people back to life. If you can't cope with your loved one dying, call Tyler. Maybe he can help! (Spoiler Alert: He can't.)
Some Idiot Company Is Trying to Convince People That They're Renaming Times Square
Yesterday, we got an email from a PR guy saying, "I have a huge exclusive story for you from our corporate client that will make headline news and would like to break it with you." Curious, we asked for more info.
Welsh Cops Find Industrial Weed "Grow Op" Next to Their Courthouse
If being the unwitting victim of human trafficking isn't bad enough, imagine reaching the country of your perceived salvation—Wales—only to discover that you were brought over only to be a weed slave.