Jamie Taete
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The girl who messed her legs up working out versus the people who arrested a guy for watching cartoons.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the drunk woman who doesn't like trains versus the drunk woman who called the police on her kids.
Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the Walmart employee who thinks family photos are child porn versus the drunk driver who killed people and is suing everyone.
Reasons Why Los Angeles Is the Worst Place Ever
I recently moved from London to Los Angeles. Despite the fact that LA is the undisputed worst place in the entire world, I've been trying super hard to like it. Unfortunately, I'm starting to think I just don't have it in me.
The Day I Learned All of Hollywood's Biggest Secrets
With a bunch of other confused people taking the TMZ bus tour.
Calling All Gays: Let's Boycott the Daily Mail
I know it has Femail and celebrity news, but it also has a deep-seated loathing for you.
The Time I Was an Extra in a TV Commercial... On Acid!
Sometimes it's OK to cancel work commitments if you've accidentally taken lots of drugs.