Megan Fox
Is Blood 'In' Right Now?
Sorry sweat and tears, but celebs from MGK to Kourtney Kardashian are all about blood right now.
The Unlikely Stars of a Truly Stupid Year
Remember Bean Dad? The Suez boat thing? Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend? 2021 was mayhem—let's review.
Megan Fox's Archeology Documentary Series Is the Weirdest Show on TV
Everyone knows Homer invented the details of the Battle of Troy for his epic poem ‘the Iliad.’ But what Megan Fox presupposes is… maybe he didn’t?
Megan Fox Explains Why She Didn't Participate in #MeToo
In an interview on the New York Times, Megan Fox opened up about why she hasn't shared her own #MeToo stories with the world.
'Jennifer’s Body' Would Kill if It Came Out Today
Ten years later, it's worth considering that some themes in this horror comedy would form a winning formula in the #MeToo era.
If Megan Fox Was the 'Girl with a Pearl Earring'
Graphic artist Bénédicte Lacroix gives us further proof that celebrities are art.
I Got Wasted on Drinking Vinegar
Drinking vinegars (or, "shrubs", as they're otherwise known) are having a quiet resurgence here in the UK. They're not just tasty and good for you, either—if you're of sensitive disposition, they'll get you a bit wasted.
What the Fuck Is Going on in 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'?
Holy shit, the new Ninja Turtles movie is really bad. It's truly perplexing how bad it is. If you were foolish enough to see it, we've compiled all the nonsense and illogical crap.
I Sacrificed a Chicken and Drank Vinegar in the Name of Megan Fox
As a feminist, I want to love Megan Fox for calling out Michael Bay's sexism, but as a sane human being I struggle to love a woman who considers Red Lobster her favorite restaurant. But eccentricity is a quality we tolerate in male stars, so I decided...
Self-Imposed Chocolate Poisoning
OK you guys this is going to be a tough read because I did it while I was bent over at the waist—or like between being bent over, but not for long because sitting up is real, real hard—because I ate some chocolate really quickly before a meeting, and...
Esquire's Interview with Megan Fox Is the Worst Thing Ever Written
The cover story of this month's 'Esquire' is an interview with Megan Fox by Stephen Marche. And though I haven't read every single thing that has ever been written, I can say, with confidence, that it is the worst thing that anybody has ever written...