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How One Highly Fuckable Tortoise Saved His Entire Species from Extinction
Only 50 years ago, a species of Galapagos tortoises had a population of under 20. But that was before Diego embarked on his decade-spanning fuckfest.
Bill Clinton Is 'Almost Certain' Hillary Is Healthier Than Donald Trump
"I think her lifestyle and her underlying indicators—blood pressure, the amount of exercise, the everything else—means it's almost certain she's in better health than her opponent."
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
On this episode of 'Daily VICE,' we go to a zombie apocalypse training camp to understand why so many people are obsessed with preparing for the end of the world.
Living Like a Founding Father Left Me Drunk and Covered in Leeches
The Founding Fathers may have dreamed up the greatest democracy since Ancient Greece, but they also drank constantly and smelled like trash.
How to Live Like It's 1776
On this episode of 'Daily VICE,' we go back to the year America was founded with VICE's River Donaghey.
I Lived on Trump Products for a Week to See if It Would Make Me Great Again
For five days, everything I ate, drank, wore, read, and watched had Donald Trump's name or face on it.
I Got Drunk and Joined Guatemala’s Wasted Horse Race
Every year, the Mayan villagers in Todos Santos throw a wild, week-long rager ending in a drunken—sometimes deadly—horse race.
I Got Drunk and Cheated Death in a Ceremonial Horse Race
For a week each year, the Mayan villagers of Todos Santos, Guatemala, get wasted and race horses during their Skach Koyl festival. Sometimes people fall, sometimes people die. I decided to join them.
A Catholic Priest Snorted Cocaine Surrounded by Nazi Memorabilia While on Camera
The 37-year old priest said that he collects "historical stuff" and doesn't have a drug problem: "It was just the one night and that was it."
Donald Trump Is Beefing with the Pope Now
Pope Francis said that Trump's plan for a Great Wall of Mexico was "not Christian," so the Donald called him a "pawn."
Watch a Funny or Die Trump Biopic Starring Johnny Depp
The fake 80s TV movie of the week is narrated by Ron Howard, has a theme song by Kenny Loggins, and is glorious.
The 'Affluenza Teen' Is Now Back in Texas
Ethan Couch landed at Dallas/Fort Worth and was taken into American custody around noon on Thursday.