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Taking Too Much Viagra and Getting Your Penis Amputated Is No Laughing Matter
The worst thing about taking so much Viagra that you end up having your penis amputated is that no one will feel any sympathy for you. You will not receive a bunch of cards saying “Deepest Sympathy on Your Literal Emasculation.”
How Grand Theft Auto Defeated the Moralising Idiot Brigade
Grand Theft Auto 5 has moved beyond the point where people pretend to be outraged by it.
Trusting 'Aldi Mum' to Decide Our Future Would Be Catastrophic for Britain
It's not her fault, she's just an idiot.
The Heartbreak of Vinnie Jones and All the Other Lost Englishmen
Breaking up with a country is hard to do.
A Depressing Guide to the Classic British Drug-Mule Arrest
The girls say they met a man from London in Ibiza. And he handed them over to a Peruvian drugs gang, who flew them to South America and coerced them into muling 2.3 million pounds' worth of coke. The British-drugs-mule-nabbed pageant has many moves...
Crap Celebrities Are Pretending to 'Like' Stuff On the Internet for Money
As are relatively blameless and impoverished Bangladeshi workers.
An Introduction to Lynton Crosby, David Cameron's Sweary Spin Doctor
Some people call him "the supreme master of the dark arts", others call him a moron.
How Does Obama Deal with the Guilt of Having a Kill List?
His 'Disposition Matrix' must kill him a little inside.
The Scent of Freshly Mown Binary
Not many people have been wondering why the internet doesn’t have a nose. But some have. Among them: Amy Radcliffe, a design student at Central St. Martins in London. She is working on a machine that can harvest a smell by putting a big glass nose over...
Mourning the Death of the British Prankster
At some point, we stopped laughing at low-level socially acceptable bullying.
Suburban Rebel Kristian Holmes: Boring Dad by Day, Graffiti Gang Kingpin by Night
Boring dad by day, graffiti gang kingpin by night.