summer blockbusters
Who Is Trying to Get the Pipe? The J.R. Smith Free-Agency Saga
NBA free agency needs a reboot in the truest Hollywood sense. This summer, it stars J.R. Smith.
Dwayne Johnson Is Here to Save California, Our Summer Movies, and All of Us
The actor formerly known as the Rock is like a muscly security blanket who can make the experience of watching California tear itself apart feel like coming home.
What the Fuck Is Going on in 'The Expendables 3'?
The stars of the Expendables franchise are "too old for this shit," and frankly so are we. We're too old to be watching a movie this lame.
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What the Fuck Is Going on in 'Lucy'?
Scarlett Johansson plays a cold, sexy assassin who get crazy mind powers. Yeah, this movie's not gonna make sense, is it?
What the Fuck Is Going on in 'Transformers: Age of Extinction'?
If you're looking for a streamlined, logical film with a lot of subtext and social relevance, you've definitely come to the wrong place. This is Transformers, dude.
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