What Kids Say
What Kids Say About Jokes
"Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a baby. Accidentally turned around and saw a naked lady."
What Kids Say About Mental Illness
"I was obsessing on ghosts and black holes, I was seeing delusions. They were following me. No one believed me."
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What Kids Say About Food
"I wouldn’t eat a hamster. I wouldn’t eat any small animals. I would eat a big animal, like a cow, because you can see what it’s doing. You can trust it more."
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What Kids Say Was the Happiest Moment of Their Lives
"When I realize Hitler or anyone else I hate is dead, those are all my happiest moments."
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