CORNERSHOP COCKTAILS - THE RECIPE
They may be the flamboyant gay man of the alcohol world, but that doesn't mean cocktails can't be made for the common scumbag like you and I. So, with a bit of imagination and some non-kitchen ingredients, you can get crunk on cavity-inducing hooch too.
plop x strawberry jam
shot x vodka
lots x Lambrini
Dollop some jam into a champagne flute.
Swig in a shot of vodka to break up the jam.
Top up with your fizzy slag piss.
For a finishing touch, smear you rim with more jam.
lots x fresh pineapple
lots x Mad Dog 20/ 20
ice for crushing
even more vodka
Blend your pineapple in a, umm, blender.
Crush some ice and fill a martini glass.
Slop over pineapple sludge
Finish by topping with vodka and Mad Dog
Creme De Mouthwash
1 x bottle vanilla milkshake
1 x capful of mint mouthwash
1 x bottle WKD Blue
Pour vanilla milkshake into any old jar.
Add a capful... or shot of minty mouthwash.
Empty in your bottle of WKD.
Put into a fancy glass.
Bottoms up to your trio of cornershop cocktails. Happy buttfucking y'all!
Previously: Girl Eats Food - Olympic Energy Nachos
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