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Why Don’t Dudes Like My Crotchless Panties?
My “weird” sex thing is crotchless panties. I’ve never had anal, I think 69ing is stupid, and I’m not about to go around pissing on someone, even in the shower, unless, you know, I was like in love and he really, really begged for it. But I do enjoy wearing underpants with the im… Full story
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How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Dudes)
It's ridiculous for a guy to even try to fake an orgasm. I mean, there’s hard fucking evidence of a dude’s climax, making it mind-numbingly obvious when he doesn’t. I’ve only experienced a dude attempting to fake an orgasm once, and it was probably the darkest sexual experiences… Full story
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The Flaming Lips' "You Lust" Video (NSFW)
The Flaming Lips' “You Lust” is an epic 13-minute track from their new album, 'The Terror.' The song probably won’t get chosen as the official rock song of Oklahoma, with it's dark, drone-y vibe. But it is the perfect soundtrack to this NSFW video, which features Wayne Coyne's pe… Full story
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Brianna Capozzi Makes Beautiful People Interesting Too
Thanks to the world of fashion and the internet, everbody and their cool sister is overloaded with images of pretty skinny girls on the regular, and so, like disaster photos we see on the news, we become desensitized by the majority of them. That's not the case with these photogr… Full story
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Here Is Tropical's NSFW Video for "Dancing Anymore"
It's about masturbating, and it's probably the best visual representation of a "freelancer's lie down" that I’ve ever seen. In fact, it's probably the best music video that I've seen all decade. Full story
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How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Girls)
Here’s how to fake an orgasm when the penis in your vagina deserves it most, but you have that instinctive feeling that it’s just not going to happen tonight (or this morning, or this afternoon, or whenever you happen to be fucking). Full story
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Belladonna's Dick Sauce (Animal Style)
My eyes are currently bleeding semen. Each moment they remain open, it feels like vats of acid are being poured into my retinas. The excruciating pain is a direct result of watching porn for the past 12 hours straight. Full story
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Brazilian Trash Mouth Cinema Is Alive and Well in the Caxias do Sul Penitentiary
Sady Baby is an infamous Brazilian actor and filmmaker who blew up during the country's 'boca do lixo' [trash mouth] era of cinema. The productions from that time were devoted to explicit sex, and Sady was the visionary of Brazilian pornography. In a twisted way, he represented a… Full story
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Compromises for the Woman Who Refuses to Shave Her Pubes
If you absolutely hate removing your pubic hair but feel like you have to do it in order to please a sexual partner, then allow me to offer some creative alternatives that can make both you and your partner happy. Full story
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All Alone at Four in the Morning
I’ve just photographed a tall thin naked transvestite whore in a MacArthur Park motel room and I’m in a good mood. The air is misty and cold. I’m walking the wrong way back to the car, trying to manoeuver with my cane and camera down a blacktop hill past a motel corridor. A door… Full story
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Gimme a Fucking Break #4
Despite flunking out of six of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning in New Jersey in less than three years, I never got to experience the crazy beach rompfest marinated in cheap beer that is spring break. Full story
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The Gay Sex Club Next to the Vatican Is the Saddest Place on Earth
I wandered through a dark maze of long hallways leading to more doors—one of them was open, revealing a fat hairy dude lying on a bed jacking off to porn that sounded like Tim Allen screaming at his kids on 'Home Improvement.' I had entered the Bear Zone. Full story
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Your Huge Cock Is Overrated
Zane pulled me on to the bed, and we started making out. Seconds later, he was fingering me and panting in my ear. I began fumbling for his belt, and once I’d managed to pull off his pants and undies I recoiled, dumbstruck. Full story
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Casual Encounters: Sex Comics
I knew I needed to make my own cartoon world, a place where men and women could encounter sexuality in a soft and playful way. So here it is. Full story
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Cats Fucking
1988. I’m on Central Avenue about a mile south of wise decisions. A warm wind is blowing through the desert that is Los Angeles. It's 4:00 AM when I spy a skinny wreck in spike heels, short-shorts, and a halter top. She gives a wink and a wave and I pull into an empty lot next to… Full story