Fuck the Police

Four AM, Sunday morning—Saturday night for those of us still awake. At Western and Hollywood Boulevard, where a giant hot dog used to sit on top of a funky food joint and now it doesn’t. I miss all the lowbrow landmarks of LA, the city I love. South on Western, I blow through a y… Full story

How to Have An Orgasm with Your Vagina

It has come to my attention that a lot of grown-ass women out there have yet to experience an orgasm, which makes me want to jump off a cliff onto a bed of sharpened dildos. Orgasms are important, and you need to be able to make yourself cum. I know it can be frustrating, but you… Full story

A Porn Story: My Weekend Behind the Scenes at the AVN Awards (Part Two)

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There is this nonsensical assumption that no decent woman would ever want to have anal sex. Anal sex is for whores. The kind of women men gladly fuck, but would never take home to mother. Even Jesse Jane admits there are Full story

Rubbing One Out with a Roommate

Living with someone else in such close quarters means three things: You are going to smell their shit on a regular basis, at some point you will see one of their pubes in the tub, and you are most definitely going to hear them having sex. (Especially if your roommate is me and en… Full story

Happy Valentine's Day: Here Is a Mormon Sex Handbook

What better way to celebrate Valentine’s than with some hot and steamy dude-on-dude Mormon action? Full story

We're Really Into Richard Perkins' Batshit Crazy Photos

Check out this guy's photos of girls with guns on their junk, juggalos, and porny nuns. Full story

Brooke Candy Wants to Fuck Right Now

You just want Fashion Week and all the models to go away so life, work, and social media can finally go back to the way they used to be. It takes a while for the numbness to disappear, and in order to help speed up the thawing process, we've decided to share with you the latest g… Full story

Are You a Slut?

If you're taking this quiz then you probably already know the answer. Still, why not give your suspicions some validity? Full story

A Porn Story: My Weekend Behind the Scenes at the AVN Awards (Part One)

The billion dollar adult entertainment industry was recently celebrated in the form of the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo and Award Show in Las Vegas. Porn stars, aspiring adult entertainers, magazines, buyers, suppliers, fans, and public relations experts all gather for the event… Full story

Reasons to Fuck a Guy on the First Date

To fuck or not to fuck? I feel like that’s the eternal question among girls, or at least among the neurotic “looking for love” ladies that I associate with (luv u galz!). But if you walk away STD and child free at the end of it, I’d say you’re doing OK. Full story

'Bang with Friends' Won't Revolutionize the Way We Get Laid

Everyone has someone in their Facebook feed who they might want to get down with. And it's likely you've got a few Facebook friends who are little more than acquintances who you want to get to know better. My problem with the app is that what it boasts as being an upfront way to Full story

The World’s Biggest Beatles Fan

Until recently I thought my wife’s retarded uncle, Lonnie, was the biggest Beatles fan in the world. Then I discovered Zarrah Angel, who has her butthole tattooed with one of their biggest hits. Full story

Is Bam Margera Really Unfunny Now? Or Am I Being Trolled?

Obviously, Bam Margera's new video is terrible. I was just getting ready to send it to everyone I know so we could all LOL together, but then somebody pointed out to me that it might be satire, rather than Bam actually attempting to make something that people might find funny. An… Full story

Look How Big My Motherfuckin' Boobies

Scot Sothern is a Los Angeles-based photographer and a big prostitute fan. Over the past two decades Scot has slept with and/or photographed a plethora of LA’s sex workers. His photos invoke such a visceral reaction in the viewer, and raise so many questions, that we decided to g… Full story

Why I Love Watching Ron Jeremy Fuck

To witness Ron Jeremy have intercourse is to witness a grizzly bear eat a flamingo, or an orphan try to break into a vending machine. You don't masturbate to Ron Jeremy having sex, because using a Ron Jeremy scene to masturbate is like using a volcano to barbecue—it’s probably he… Full story