Bratwalk
Fuck Ever Getting Old
The only jobs I'm getting right now are ones where I have to play a "young mum". FML.
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So This Is What I'm Doing with My Life Now
Auditioning for adverts in an attempt to replace my soul with rent money.
Why No One Should Ever Date a Male Model
I don't know if you've noticed, but they're all a few threads short of a sweater.
Escape from the Creepy Russian Photographer
The penetrating gaze of a lecherous photog has our heroine on the run. When you're a model, people want you to get your tits out and won't take no for an answer.
I'm Drowning in Bird Shit and Self-Pity
I’m a shitty model. I book the shitty jobs. I’ll occasionally book a huge print ad that supplies me with enough money to support my coke habit for at least a few months. I’m kidding of course. My salary disappears into designer clothes and therapist...
Who Needs Eternal Youth When You've Got Zoloft?
It's tough being a model when you're not a brainwashed child.