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The year after you pack your youngest off to college is a special time in your life as a father. With your children gone, you can finally pursue your interests, like installing a bar in what used to be the nursery, throwing let’s-break-in-the-butterfly-fuck-swing-we-just-bought parties with people you just met on Craigslist, and eating your wife’s brand-new tits 24/7.