Is it possible that this shitblot of a planet has come up with something even more tired and suburban than burlesque? Yes, praise the Lord, it is! On the 12th April, in San Francisco, an organisation named The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are holding their 30th annual "Hunky Jesus" contest. Wow, put that in your big repressive pipe, JC! Yeah, try integrating yourselves into your local church community now, you idiot gay Christians! YEAH, if you even dare be offended by us, you Pope muthafuk, then we’ll come 'round your Vatican in suspenders and hand out copies of the bible with photos of bloody dicks pasted all over the best bits of “Exodus”.
Maybe for their next anti-repressive act these fearless sisters will stage an erotic art happening where everyone dresses like Mohammed, fists each other, and then a bunch of hostages have their heads cut off in one of those dusty countries to the right of ‘cisco. This has “Three-minute segment on Friday night Channel 4 magazine show” scrawled in trash all over it.
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